sigh stop freaking out about a zombie apocalypse there is no physical way for a dead person to remain animated
Kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day we had to fap to Giovanni’s mysterious silhouette and now he just runs around willy-nilly in a goddamn Speedo.

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The beard will never, ever get enough love.
Nor will the thigh holster. Oh sweet jesus.
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